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"CAN I BE YOUR CLIENT..?I WON'T ASK OR SAY ANYTHING, PLEEEZZEE" |
"Every one in the world wants “good” things. No one wants BAD.. You want a good job, a good car, good salary, good life etc. You want everything “GOOD” But what may be “good” for you, it may be the WORST for others..specially if you are a LOUSY, LAZY & ARROGANT LAWYER WHO HURTS CLIENTS..
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A LOUSY, LAZY & ARROGANT LAWYER is no different than you and I when it comes to wanting “good” things. The only difference is the definition applied by a LOUSY, LAZY & ARROGANT LAWYER to the word “GOOD”.
To a LOUSY, LAZY & ARROGANT LAWYER, the word “GOOD” has a very different meaning when it comes to the type of “CLIENT” or “CASE” they’re only willing to accept...If it’s a personal injury matter, a LOUSY, LAZY & ARROGANT LAWYER will only accept such a case if it has LOTS AND LOTS of undisputed Liability from the Defendant, and LOTS and LOTS of DAMAGES to YOU the client.
To a LOUSY, LAZY & ARROGANT LAWYER, a “GOOD” client is one that does NOT fit into the following categories below. If you do, a LOUSY, LAZY & ARROGANT LAWYER will never represent you...BUT in fact will go out of his way to avoid you at all costs:
The Angry Client:
To a LOUSY, LAZY & ARROGANT LAWYER an Angry client is the potential client who is full of rage over what happened to him. A LOUSY, LAZY & ARROGANT LAWYER feels that just because that anger is directed at the person or entity who caused the harm or injuries, it doesn't mean it won't be directed at him in the future. To a LOUSY, LAZY & ARROGANT LAWYER, If a client seems to have anger management issues, a LOUSY, LAZY & ARROGANT LAWYER recommends it may be best to stay away from such a client. To a LOUSY, LAZY & ARROGANT LAWYER, this type of client is “NOT GOOD” enough and far too likely to make his life miserable. To a LOUSY, LAZY & ARROGANT LAWYER, some things are not worth the money, and that includes not representing this type of client..So to a LOUSY, LAZY & ARROGANT LAWYERS, only "HAPPY" clients need to apply..you know the type who are "happy" over their accident or their wrongful incarceration..
The Vengeful Client:
To a LOUSY, LAZY & ARROGANT LAWYER, this type of client is often the same person as the angry client, but not always. To a LOUSY, LAZY & ARROGANT LAWYER, the vengeful client is the one who follows the mantra that "revenge is a dish best served cold." The LOUSY, LAZY & ARROGANT LAWYER thinks that this type of client only hires a lawyer solely to make another person’s life miserable. To a LOUSY, LAZY & ARROGANT LAWYER, if you are this type of client you are more interested in hurting people than in achieving some positive goal, and as such, a LOUSY, LAZY & ARROGANT LAWYER will avoid representing you. WHY ? Because a LOUSY, LAZY & ARROGANT LAWYER feels he could easily become the next target on the vengeful client's hit list... (specially if he botches your case)
The Unrealistic Expectations Client:
To a LOUSY, LAZY & ARROGANT LAWYER there are four kinds of unrealistic client expectations: (1) expectations about service; (2) expectations about time; (3) expectations about costs; and (4) expectations about results.
( Could this be because of the many lies and falsehoods told to the client by the LOUSY, LAZY & ARROGANT LAWYER himself to entice the client into hiring him) A LOUSY, LAZY & ARROGANT LAWYER will often times verbally tell a client his services are the BEST, he can make things happen RATHER QUICKLY, and he’ll jack up his fees, if they see the client is in dire needs, or if he/she is indigent. And lastly, a LOUSY, LAZY & ARROGANT LAWYER will verbally tell a prospective client, he has “NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT” because now you are in “good hands”.
Because of such verbal unrealistic falsehoods and misrepresentations, the end result will be an unhappy client and a confrontation will result, when the LOUSY, LAZY & ARROGANT LAWYER’s “promises” are not met. If you are this type of client, you must establish the ground rules on what to expect from a LOUSY, LAZY & ARROGANT LAWYER from the very beginning.
To a LOUSY, LAZY & ARROGANT LAWYER If such a client persists in requesting that all verbal promises made to the client at the onset of the interview be in writing, a LOUSY, LAZY & ARROGANT LAWYER most likely will NOT represent you and will recommend you find another attorney.
The Inappropriate Client:
Law school does not spend a lot of time teaching LOUSY, LAZY & ARROGANT LAWYERS how to fairly and appropriately treat a client. To a LOUSY, LAZY & ARROGANT LAWYER this type of client is to be avoided specially when he/she turns down a LOUSY, LAZY & ARROGANT LAWYER’s proposal of exchanging sex for legal services. If a LOUSY, LAZY & ARROGANT LAWYER wants to trade sexual favors for legal services, the client needs to very quickly establish that this will never be an option in the attorney-client relationship. And if it occurs, immediately REPORT the incident to law enforcement and to the appropriate Bar Association. If the LOUSY, LAZY & ARROGANT LAWYER accepts this rule and drops the idea altogether, then there may be no problem in the LOUSY, LAZY & ARROGANT LAWYER going forward with representing the client. However, if the LOUSY, LAZY & ARROGANT LAWYER persists in trying to seduce the client or if the client believes he or she will yield to temptation over time, it is best to terminate the attorney-client relationship immediately. No client should risk his/her case or life over a LOUSY, LAZY & ARROGANT LAWYER advances who is only pretending to care for his client to get sexual gratification..
The Rude Client:
To the LOUSY, LAZY & ARROGANT LAWYER most clients are difficult to deal with anyways. A LOUSY, LAZY & ARROGANT LAWYER would much rather deal with indigent clients who don’t ask or demand good services. To a LOUSY, LAZY & ARROGANT LAWYER an “ASSERTIVE” client is to be AVOIDED at all costs, and a LOUSY, LAZY & ARROGANT LAWYER will turn away an assertive client without losing sleep over it. But to the LOUSY, LAZY & ARROGANT LAWYER a rude client is another matter entirely. A LOUSY, LAZY & ARROGANT LAWYER will categorize a client being rude simply for standing up against being disrespected by the LOUSY, LAZY & ARROGANT LAWYER.
To a LOUSY, LAZY & ARROGANT LAWYER a client is rude if he will push him to do his job, or demand that his inquiries about his case be answered, and annoying if such a client tries repeatedly to get a simple phone call or a message or an email message returned. To a LOUSY, LAZY & ARROGANT LAWYER a client is rude when he/ she will not appreciate the LOUSY, LAZY & ARROGANT LAWYER failure to protect him during a deposition or in court. To a LOUSY, LAZY & ARROGANT LAWYER a client is considered Rude, for being critical over his continued failure to make the proper appearances in court on his behalf. And to a LOUSY, LAZY & ARROGANT LAWYER a client is rude and not satisfied, when the results obtained are dismal compared to the ones promised by the LOUSY, LAZY & ARROGANT LAWYER. To a LOUSY, LAZY & ARROGANT LAWYER Every interaction with this “RUDE” client will be unpleasant, so a LOUSY, LAZY & ARROGANT LAWYER will never represent you because most likely to a LOUSY, LAZY & ARROGANT LAWYER when your case is lost, a “RUDE” client will want a refund. Or report you, or even sue you. To a LOUSY, LAZY & ARROGANT LAWYER he will consider a waste of time representing a “RUDE” client...
So our suggestion and opinion.. DON’T WASTE YOUR TIME with such a lawyer, and if you are already stuck with a LOUSY, LAZY & ARROGANT LAWYER and he does any of the above, you are probably better off getting a better lawyer....
If something similar to the above has ever happened to you, We welcome your comments and ask you to share any similar experiences THANK YOU..
( DISCLAIMER: No portion of this post should be considered as giving legal advice, but is to be used for informational purposes only. The publishers of this post are NOT lawyers and strongly urge its readers to consult with a reputable legal professional or to contact the State Bar Association for a proper referral)
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